Reading Assignment #5

Tattoo Machine by Jeff Johnson (80)
Tweets:
1)“Tramp stamp. A tattoo in the center of a woman's lower back. Also referred to as a "California bumper sticker." The germans refer to this as "arschgeweih," which translates as "a** antler." Bravo!” #quote
2) Jeff Johnson has been a tattoo artist for 18 years #awesome
3) My prediction is that he will tell the worst client that he have tattooed. #prediction
4) This is the second book that I read about tattoo's #tattoo
5) The author doesn't put his artworks on the book #hmmmm
6) I learned that you should pick the right tattoo #lessionlearned
7)He not just anybody he also tattoo's gangs, age defying moms, and even a serial killer #wow
8) This book has included  different terms of tattoos #learned
9) This book is one of my favourite books #favourite
10) His clients can sometimes can be weird which sometimes tells on the book #clients
11) Did you know Jeff Johnson made a another book about tattooing #funfacts
12) Jeff Johnson have to spend 30 hours a week tattooing and 30 hours writing this book # Work

imaginary Quickwrite -Time Machine

If I was there I would buy the time machine and I would try if it can make me go back in time. At first I would wonder why there is an octopus on top of the car and of course I'll ask the astronaut if the time machine works and how much it costs. If the time mach on the time machine and I can imagine how the interior feels because the of the rips of the leather on the seats and I would feel the electrical wires hanging down on the time machine and I can imagine to hear the loud engine of the car when I start up the engine and I would feel pretty uncomfortable sitting on the ripped interior on the car and I would get the chance of testing the time machine and I would go back in time.

Reading Assignment #6

Book: Tattoo Machine
Author:Jeff Johnson
Pages Read: 60
Tweets:
1)@jeffjohnson I just finished a tattooing a client.#finally

2)@jeffjohnson It was hectic on the shop today. #tired
3)@jeffjohnson We had a shop meeting with our employees #meeting
4)@jeffjohnson My little shop is a microcosm in the wilder world of tattooing #mytattooshop
5)@jeffjohnson No one is always right, not the artist,not even the customer #lessonlearned
6)@jeffjohnson I work at Sea Tramp Tattoo as a tattoo artist #myjob
7)@jeffjohnson Tattooing is my thing!#aboutme
8)@jeffjohnson I had cover up a tattoo from a client twice my size but I refused it because there was    no way to cover it the tattoo up #ididntdoit
9)@jeffjohnson I like stories. #stories
10)@jeffjohnson I have to colour my client's dragon tattoo because it was in outline.#tattoo
11)@jeffjohnson Friday is monday!!!#work
12)@jeffjohnson Four o'clock and I'm done!!#finally
13)@jeffjohnson A packer is when someone who is concealing something on the medical portion which it happened to me.#definition
14)@jeffjohnson I tattooed a lady that has arthritis which I didn't know if she had told me that I would tell her that she's need to see a doctor first.#omg
15)@jeffjohnson A night hog is what you call a crappy tattoo artist who doesn't do well in tattooing.#badink
16)@jeffjohnson Clean means a flawless tattoo.#awesomeness
17)@jeffjohnson A trampstamp is a tattoo in the centre of a woman's lower back.#terms
18)@jeffjohnson The tattoo that my client wanted was Japanese symbol but I looked at it&I told him that "I couldn't read Chinese" but he corrected me. #fail
19)@jeffjohnson My client didn't know how to spell her family's name and she thinks that it's my fault.#whataday
20)@jeffjohnson The tattoo shop was reasonably full#toomanypeople
21)@jeffjohnson My client want's her boyfriend's name in her forearm and her boyfriend's name is "Al"hmmm....#tattooing
22)@jeffjohnson The same client who got the"Al"tattoo in her forearm was screaming when she showed the tattoo her boyfriend's mom so I had to change it.#hmm
23)@jeffjohnson I was really stressed about my client who wanted to got the "Al"tattoo and she regretted it!!#GRR
24)@jeffjohnson People were walking out of the  because of my client who was screaming because she wanted to changed the tattoo. #embarrassment
25)@jeffjohnson THINK BEFORE YOU INK!!#advice

Quick Write-narcissists

I would say yes young people are becoming narcissists because people that I see people like selfie shots on Instagram and people are not shy to show themselves on social net working websites and some other people don't take pictures of themselves sometimes they use it for purposes like putting on make up or fixing their hair I'm pretty sure that before these phones that have a front facing camera we do fix our hair before going to school or during break some people bring small mirrors but now people have phones that they can check themselves to look good. I gotta admit I'm a narcissists because I love being who I am and I take pictures of myself and put it online and my style on my pictures is me wearing my hood up and I know people that I know (exept my friends) don't like that style because they think that I'm a gangster but I keep telling them I'm not and I'm still a good person I know that people don't put their hood  up on selfie pictures online but this is who I am and that is my style and it will never change no matter what people say about it.

Quickwrites-The Haunted House

If I was in the haunted house and I'm stuck there inside the house I would try my best to get out ASAP and if I would call the police first to find me if i'm really stuck but I'll find my way out of this haunted house,

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Quick Writes-Minions

What I would I do if I keep the Minions for a week? Well ask them to buy stuff for me but not in the department store I'll just let them buy me stuff in a convinence store instead. I'll also let them help me clean up my room. I'll treat them as my crew and I'll give them rewards after when they're done with their job.

Reading Tweet #2

1)Tattoo Machine (50) What I didn't know when I was reading that Jeff Johnson tattooed a serial killer #funfacts
2) I would predict that he will probably tattoo a celebrity and tells all about it #prediction
3) This book reminds me of the book that I read called Go Big and Go Home by Kat Von D#remindsme
4)The book talks about his tattoo business and his clients story about the tattoo #writingstyle
5) This book got me more interested on tattoos #interested

Reading Assignment #3

T-T Connection "Tattoo Machine" (46) The one text to text connection was when I was reading the book it reminded me of the book that I read on Chapters it's called Go Big or Go Home by Kat Von D which she talks about the stories of her own and her tattoo business and the stories behind her clients tattoo's and what they mean to them. Comparing the book to Kat Von D's book is that it has pictures of her tattooing other people but the book that I read is doesn't have photos but drawings but it makes me imagine what the tattoos look like from the clients that the author is tattooing but it has the same concept of Kat Von D's book. Tattoo's are my interest even thou I'm really young because I like the art of it and I like how meaningful the tattoo is to the person. My cousins have tattoo's and I always talk about there tattoos and the meanings about there tattoo's and I even asked them what is the most painful tattoo that they got which it sometimes surprises me and sometimes it's too obvious to know what they got. This book is my new favourite book to read.